The Bionic Reverse Gifstarter

Matt and Myke, hosts of Bionic on 5by5, need YOU!

As all Bionic listeners will attest, both James Bond and Tearaway Trousers are of the highest importance to the show. And, recently, during a bout of nude resting, it was discovered that the two have overlapped at one point in time, thereby creating the most culturally significant moment of all time.

During the 1973 Academy Award-Winning Film for "Greatest Piece of Art Ever Created," Live and Let Die, there is a scene in which Roger Moore is seen hand-gliding onto a dangerous, villain-riddled island. Shortly thereafter, having just hand-glide-kicked a man to his death, Sir Roger Moore TEARS AWAY his trousers to reveal some beautiful linen underneath.

As you may well've understood by this point — a sensation characterized by an intense feeling of electricity flowing through the genitals — there is nothing that could possibly encapsulate the spirit of Bionic more perfectly than a GIF of this moment.

So, we are starting our very own Bionic Reverse Gifstarter.

As you'd expect, there are 2.5 support levels to bring this project to fruition.

EARLY BIRD SUPPORT LEVEL

Issue (ahem) a Tweet to the world simply saying "#rogifmoore" and posting a link to the episode. Maybe the Tweet™ would look like this:

        #rogifmoore
        http://tearawaytrousers.com/63

SUPER MEGA HERO SUPPORT LEVEL

We need you here.

A lot.

You're important.

Somebody actually needs to make the GIF. And that could — nay, undoubtedly should — be you!

For the beautiful person or personette (it's not about race) who actually creates the GIF for us, you will receive the following: - Massive recognition on the Grammy Award-Winning podcast, Bionic. - Special access to Matt's secret startup, Need.
- A selfie from your Bionic host of choice (clothes optional). - A physical gift of your choosing.

SUPER MEGA HERO SUPPORT LEVEL EXTRA

If you do something amazing and/or special to the already incredible footage — maybe some special Bionic-related fanciness — then you will get a super-sexy, amazing extra gift.

We can make that happen.

Totally.

Do it. Help us. Help the world. Help Vlcnr.

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